What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

He : I'm 24.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Thank you.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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Me : I don't drink

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Me : No

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Sure.

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Tea ?

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.